He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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