Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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