Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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