her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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