There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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