Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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