Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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