dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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