why didn't you poke me back
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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