I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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