the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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