i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
NoShamevember. You game?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
