Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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