My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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