Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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