Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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