K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We're facebook friends in real life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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