Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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