I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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