dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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