I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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