Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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