doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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