Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish my penis had an off switch
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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