Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This baby is an asshole
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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