everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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