Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
God, I missed his penis.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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