I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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