I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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