Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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