how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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