remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize