is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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