She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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