i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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