Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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