Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
