3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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