Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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