there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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