So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
