Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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