I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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