Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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