I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have aggressive nipples.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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