talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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