She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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