If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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