they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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