these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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