I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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