I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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