Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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